I just thought these were funny…
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it ~Clarence Darrow
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates..
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
I offer my opponents a bargain: If they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952
Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Politics: [Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"]
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Don’t vote, it only encourages them.